Tales

I’m standing at the counter of Magnation on Collins Street waiting for my flat white to consume upstairs while I use the free wifi when a young metro walks in with his girlfriend.

"I hear your giving away free mags to people who walk in in their undies?"

"Yeah that’s right but you have to go outside, strip and then walk back in"

The passing crowd on Collins Street looks on in a mixture of bemusement, curiosity and nonchalance while the young couple strips and then spends the next half an hour shopping. The act is repeating several times over the next hour.